I Think I Made You Up Inside My Head

risingonthewingsofdawn:

Okay, so the cool people of the world reached a consensus that feathered dinosaurs are fucking awesome. this is an important thing.

And you know what else would be fucking awesome for the same reasons?

Feathered dragons.

Red dragons with plumage in blues and purples to warn enemies of their power.

Green dragons with thick, oily feathers like a duck, to keep the marshy water off their sensitive scales as they stalk their prey.

Cat-sized dragons with vibrant many-hued frills of feathers they display when they’re excited or angry.

Ash-coloured dragons that spread their wings to show the brilliant red, orange, and yellow feathers on the underside, rising like a Phoenix.

Feathered dragons

we just watched this one

we’re halfway through Unleashed but we have to stop and pick it up again on Thursday because somebody (Zoe) is a fraidy dachshund. 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care

will-graham-i-am:

In which Victor Frankenstein quotes Percy Bysshe Shelley whose wife Mary Shelley created the character of Victor Frankenstein which may or may not have been partially based on her husband.

lucleon:

Necesito un momento.

lucleon:

Necesito un momento.

figsandtea:

niiicethings:

“Noun is a playful artist’s book about words and their definitions. It is like an exquisite corpse with words.

Starting with 27 real English words, each word and its definition has been divided into two parts. By turning the pages, you get to mix and match the word halves to create humorous and nonsensical new words and meanings.

With over 700 different combinations, this book is the perfect item for bibiophiles, lexicographers, writers, and any lover of words.

Here are a few examples of words and definitions you can put together:

whisper + umbrella = whisbrella: A low sibilan utterance for sheltering one from rain and sun.
banana + onomatopoeia = bananpoeia: A large herbaceous perennial tropical plant that bears fruit imitating the sound of the thing or action signified.
muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.
nomenclature + ancestry = nomencestry: A system or set of names for things derived from, or possessed by, an ancestor or ancestors.”

I’M SORRY BUT 

muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN INNOVATION ALL OTHER PLAYERS GO HOME.

sings to the smalldog

caligulette:

Professor Booboo by lieveheersbeestje
this is the most important image i have ever seen

caligulette:

Professor Booboo by lieveheersbeestje

this is the most important image i have ever seen

zoe you really oughta get the app that sends you beep notifications when somebody sends you an e-mail

or I could go get my phone but it’s on the other side of the apartment and the dog is sitting on me.